Re: How's this for next year

Magic 1/28/2008, 11:10 am

LOL....Cravn you saved a copy of my old espn board truck!!!

I still have it saved too

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cravnravn 1/28/2008, 11:44 am

You still got the ole You're #1 finger? I few in here need to be presented with it.

Magic 1/28/2008, 11:52 am

LOL......yeah I saved ALL of the old school espn board pics like this one....

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And this up to date website finger too.........

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cravnravn 1/28/2008, 11:57 am

LOL thanks Bro

Come here Savi & Kurt, have a little "present" for you boys..

=SA= 1/28/2008, 1:26 pm

I just saw what Cravn got for me and Kurt

Guest 1/28/2008, 1:37 pm

Eh Say, obviously our wisdom, wit, and humor (being at a higher level) is lost on these poor souls.

I had a Dr. appointment a few days back and he gave me the same thing... no kiss from him either, tho.

=SA= 1/28/2008, 3:39 pm

ColtsKurt wrote:Eh Say, obviously our wisdom, wit, and humor (being at a higher level) is lost on these poor souls.

I had a Dr. appointment a few days back and he gave me the same thing... no kiss from him either, tho.

LOL, I know what you mean sucks

I think there should be a law that states all practicing Proctologists must show their right hand on a mug shot complete with a digit measurement of the finger to be used. It would be a line up of everyone of them that practices in your city. I'm sure in the future only 5 foot 100 pound women would become proctologists as they would get all the fricken business in_da_nuts

cravnravn 1/28/2008, 4:38 pm

So this is what its going to be like hitting 50? Proctologist Humor..Gee I cant wait.

Guest 1/28/2008, 5:45 pm

Ha! The fickle finger of fate is nothing. Wait'll the colonoscopy. Talk about fun!!! NOT! How's this for next year - Page 2 Butt

Guest 1/28/2008, 6:47 pm

BlueShoes1 wrote:Ha! The fickle finger of fate is nothing. Wait'll the colonoscopy. Talk about fun!!! NOT!

WAIT? HA! CK waits for no one! I got the scope, a physical AND the dentist in what will from hence be known as the Month of Violation, 2008!!

sucks

Guest 1/28/2008, 6:52 pm

cravnravn wrote:So this is what its going to be like hitting 50? Proctologist Humor..Gee I cant wait.

Yessiree! And you know what? I nominate Magic as OUR Rookie of the Year! (Seeing how he's the freshest cut Old Fart in a few hours...)

So... a proctologist, a Rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar...

=SA= 1/28/2008, 7:35 pm

BlueShoes1 wrote:Ha! The fickle finger of fate is nothing. Wait'll the colonoscopy. Talk about fun!!! NOT!

Ha, I've had two of those summofabitches and don't remember either one. It's all in the drugs they give you. My guy walks into the room puts a surenge in the little bottle that hooked into my blood stream and squirts. He says I'll see you when you wake up and within 4 seconds I'm out like a light. When I wake up I"m feeling no pain. Can't wait until my next one in 2011 hammerhead

And these ain't no scopes Kurt. They're the full blown rotor rooter whoa

Magic 1/28/2008, 7:54 pm

ColtsKurt wrote:
cravnravn wrote:So this is what its going to be like hitting 50? Proctologist Humor..Gee I cant wait.

Yessiree! And you know what? I nominate Magic as OUR Rookie of the Year! (Seeing how he's the freshest cut Old Fart in a few hours...)

So... a proctologist, a Rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar...

The only way I do that test is if the wife puts knock out drugs in my dinner and they haul me off to the hospital

That is the only test I have avoided so far.

Just ask my local doc.......I keep asking if they came up with a new test where I just lay on the CT table or MRI.....no luck so far with that one

Couple resons why that test freaks me out........and yeah the Rabbi part would work just fine with my joke test

Guest 1/29/2008, 4:45 am

=SA= wrote:
BlueShoes1 wrote:Ha! The fickle finger of fate is nothing. Wait'll the colonoscopy. Talk about fun!!! NOT!

Ha, I've had two of those summofabitches and don't remember either one. It's all in the drugs they give you. My guy walks into the room puts a surenge in the little bottle that hooked into my blood stream and squirts. He says I'll see you when you wake up and within 4 seconds I'm out like a light. When I wake up I"m feeling no pain. Can't wait until my next one in 2011

And these ain't no scopes Kurt. They're the full blown rotor rooter

I hear (from the son) that the drug they tease us with is basically the "truth serum." Good that the bride wasn't in the room for the "violation..." she might have asked a question or two... But you're right, Eh Say, as soon as the nurse pushed the plunger... buh bye. Next thing you know you're waking up thinking "are we ready to go do it?"

(the son works for Olympus - they manufacture the leading scope used for checking out our innerds... he sells the instruments that feed down thru used to removed the polyps, suture, grab, cut, etc. I asked the Dr. if he would be using the high def. Olympus model and he looked at me like WTF??? I guess us insurance peddlers aren't supposed to know that stuff..LOL)

Guest 1/29/2008, 5:45 am

As they say about the colonoscopy...the only bad part is the preparation the night before. Drinking that stuff and running to the crapper every hour. But, yea, for the test itself you're pretty much under although, they offered me the option of watching the thing on TV. I told them to knock me out. The good part is when it's over and the doc says "see you in 10 years".

The sphigmoidoscopy that my doc used to do every year was a real trip. "No drugs, bend over and let me route this 36" pipe up your butt. And, just to open things up a bit, I may have to pump a bit of air into there...hang on." dammit

wood20ks 1/29/2008, 6:02 am

Damn you people got this topic way off course.............

Sheesh started talking about rule changes and now it`s down to you guys getting body cavity searches. whoa

btw................happy B-day Magic. Smile

=SA= 1/29/2008, 6:21 am

A Magic Birthday!!! WOW ... Congrads Man drinkbeer

Guest 1/29/2008, 7:16 am

wood20ks wrote:Damn you people got this topic way off course.............

Sheesh started talking about rule changes and now it`s down to you guys getting body cavity searches.

btw................happy B-day Magic.

Bear-man... its all about the drugs... man. chug

At least it is for me... those other guys may appreciate other aspects, but "Prisoner of Love" is NOT one of my favorite tunes... I will drink to that

Administrator 1/29/2008, 9:01 am

If I have to do THAT, then I'm gonna eat 5 loaded bean burritos the night before, topped off with half a head of cabbage, washed down with a quart of prune juice.

The doc won't tell me, "See you in 10 years". He'll tell me, "You rotten no good kraut nazi"!!

I think I'd rather just die young rather than have things rammed up my ass. There comes a point where the quality of life becomes an issue sucks

cravnravn 1/29/2008, 10:15 am

mighty_colts wrote:If I have to do THAT, then I'm gonna eat 5 loaded bean burritos the night before, topped off with half a head of cabbage, washed down with a quart of prune juice.

The doc won't tell me, "See you in 10 years". He'll tell me, "You rotten no good kraut nazi"!!

I think I'd rather just die young rather than have things rammed up my ass. There comes a point where the quality of life becomes an issue

Its not a question of IF Mighty, its when..Let the Countdown to 50 begin!!

Administrator 1/29/2008, 10:29 am

That's bullshit.

I ain't doin' it.

We used to say, "Live fast, die young, have a good looking corpse"...... Whatever happened to that?? How did I live to be 42?? I'd better get my butt in gear and start LIVING again if I wanna be outta here in 8 years.....

How's this for next year - Page 2 Rock10

cravnravn 1/29/2008, 10:34 am

Just make sure when you head into the Doc's office you dont hear dueling banjos.

How's this for next year - Page 2 Deliverance

Guest 1/29/2008, 10:44 am

mighty_colts wrote:If I have to do THAT, then I'm gonna eat 5 loaded bean burritos the night before, topped off with half a head of cabbage, washed down with a quart of prune juice.

The doc won't tell me, "See you in 10 years". He'll tell me, "You rotten no good kraut nazi"!!

I think I'd rather just die young rather than have things rammed up my ass. There comes a point where the quality of life becomes an issue

The son has sat in on many scope-octomys and more than a few where the patient didn't follow the rules on not eating and/or didn't drink the 1/2 gal of liquid in an hour or so the night before... it wasn't pretty and they had to come back for a second one after a short while... sucks

Besides, the "truth serum" really does work quite well. I had no idea the good Dr. had done unnatural things "back there..." Rolling Eyes

Ok... I'm now officially done with this topic. wave

Magic 1/29/2008, 1:15 pm

Ummm.....I think I would rather just have a beer

But then I would have to drive to the store for that too.

The sun just came out again so maybe this snow will melt.

=SA= 1/29/2008, 1:29 pm

For all you pussy's who don't have the balls to take it up the ass let me tell you this. I had my first rotor rooter at 51. Found 3 pre cancerus pollups. Removed them and had me come back in 3 years which I did and was clean as a whistle. Doc told me his partner was dieing of colon cancer because all though he had given thousands of colonsocopies never bothered to have one on himself. I highly recommend getting it done as soon as you turn 50 for obvious reason. As long as you have them done in time you will never have colon cancer. 100% preventable except for pussy's boohoo

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