50 Shades of Golf

Four golf buddies had been going to Pinehurst for a boy's golf weekend for many years.

This year, Ralph's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ralph calls his buddies and tells them the bad news. They understand and go as a 3-some.

When they arrive at Pinehurst, Ralph is sitting there smiling with his clubs already on a cart.

They ask: "Hey Ralph, what did you do to change the wife's mind?"

Ralph said: "Well, last night my wife had just finished reading Fifty Shades of Grey.

She pulled me into our bedroom. On the bed she had handcuffs and velvet ropes.

She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

Then she said, "Do whatever you want".

And, here I am."

Classic.





And he's no longer married, either