NEW BC RULE

If you win millions of dollars in one of these lotteries you have to share it with all the other BC members (with 10 years of more as a BC member)

So this $1.5 billion appears to have a winner in California,Tennessee,and Florida (CRAVN???????)  

Now the main rule you may have heard on the news (unless of course you never pay attention to the news and just say how great Barak Hussein is) it is now against the rules to say "Air Ball" or "Goose Egg" or "You really Suck at Picking these Games" or "Your team SUCKS" or insults like "Unitas is the greatest ever"

And everyone gets a trophy even if they finish in last place here on SB Sunday  

This is not the same as the 50's and 60's where parents said the world was over because the guys greased back their hair and put a pack of ciggs rolled up in the sleeves of their T-shirts or played that evil rock and roll.

Now we have millions of totally stupid people that think the world is one big *Obama phone*

Every day is a party and weed should be free and legal on every corner and at every grocery store.

Where they dress up and claim to be the "walking dead" and call cRap poetry.

Where they post all day on facebook from a cell phone they have but didn't actually pay for and tell the world how great they all are and "meet me at the bar and we will get drunk as a skunk and burn weed like a forest fire and vote for Barry Sanders or Larry Sanders or Bernie Sanders or Colonel Sanders....hey you know the one who says we get more stuff for doing all this hard work running from the cops since we don't even have a drivers license .......and hey we weren't driving it must be somebody that stole my car officer.

No we get news like "this movie made more money than any other" or "that album sold more than any other in the history of music"  thanks to the fact that we have more people in the USA sitting on their lazy asses all day than ever in the entire history of the planet.

Now I wouldn't mind being around for the future world of science.........but I sure am glad I planned ahead and other than a monthly trip out to the city that I only have to see these stupidasses being made fun of by all the many news reporters and tv comedians    

(yeah I know there are a couple hundred people under 50 that aren't total idiots out there somewhere)

Give me your vote as the next President of the United States and I promise to put Billary Clinton in prison and put Hussein Obama on the aluminum half penny.

I approve this message.

Thank you and goodnight  

Not me, off to work I go

cravnravn wrote:Not me, off to work I go

DAMN !!

And I was ready to ask for a loan