About our Dog

IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG:

PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR DOG!

YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS, FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS, NINE SCHMUCKS WITH THEIR PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK, THIRTEEN ILLEGALS AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.

FOR THE LAST TIME ... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !



NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE 'BAD TASTE' OUT OF HIS MOUTH

I wish my neighbor dogs would start smoking cigs so they would lose their barking voices and soon sleep with the ........moles

But THAT dog would be good on my side of the fence (does it bite 21st century hippies? )