Ok so how is this..

My buddies oldest daughter is 21 and getting married in a couple of weeks.... The woman I am dating is 24 and I'm taking her to the wedding....


So do I qualify as a dirty old man yet? That has always been one of my goals... lololololol

Freekin cradle robber, you should be shot

Damn, my daughter is 29 this year...

Cradle robber - check
Dirty old man - check
subject of my jealousy - CHECK

OK, so you all know how "old" I am, right? What if I told you I was in a relationship with a 41 year old lovely woman? I'll take dirty old man any day!

41 is good, you're safe, you are both over the hill.

cravnravn wrote:41 is good, you're safe, you are both over the hill.

Somewhat true, Crav... but at 41 she'll still rock your world!
Nice job, Blue.

At 50 they rock my world.

My wife is 11 years younger than I......What does that qualify me as????

wood20ks wrote:My wife is 11 years younger than I......What does that qualify me as????

A Perv

Chester the molester

Does she call you Pappy??

BlueShoes1 wrote:OK, so you all know how "old" I am, right? What if I told you I was in a relationship with a 41 year old lovely woman? I'll take dirty old man any day!

Then I would say you are a lucky old man

Well, all good things have to come to an end. After 7 months we both agreed we were living a fantasy. Did I tell you she is married? Oops! What the hey. It was indeed fun while it lasted. This old man will never have such an opportunity again, I'm sure.