Pfizer Announcement

Guest 7/20/2009, 11:00 am

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".

Pepsi will market the new concoction under the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Magic 7/20/2009, 1:54 pm

Btw I have always wondered how all those companies can be making enough money to have the commercials on 24/7 and all the 1/2 hour commercials too.

You can't watch tv without some corny commercial with dip shits singing or sitting next to some bugly broad who has a grin on her face.

Most commercials are actually made by actors wanting money and they will do anything.

But this?

And how could they sell billions of those dick pills?

Hell since I was a youngster calling other guys a limp dick that chicks don't want was supposed to be a joke!

I can't imagine how all these millions of men have limp dicks now days unless it has something to do with Barny Frank

cravnravn 7/21/2009, 1:30 am

Hey, I sold those pills..There was a Pfizer rep that was on my route, he'd throw me sample packs, the good ones 100mg, I sold them for 10.00 a pop..

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