Retarded Cardinal

Of course its a femal, the dumb bitch is stalking me, she keeps flying into my french door glass, I pull the screen to the side with the handle because thats where she would sit during the day and shit. Now shes flying up to the loft where the computer is and landing on the screen and looking in for me,..

I dont think Ill need to borrow the Desert Eagle, maybe just a Red Ryder to get rid of this pest.