Bookie Challenge WebsiteFunny joke for yeah Cole.....
5 posters
Page 1 of 1
Funny joke for yeah Cole.....
wood20ks 12/12/2008, 8:12 am
DEER MEATs
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat
it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to
know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.
The little girl screams to her brother,
"Spit it out, it's an asshole!"
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat
it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to
know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.
The little girl screams to her brother,
"Spit it out, it's an asshole!"
wood20ks- Does a Bear shit in the Woods?
- Number of posts : 1311
Age : 61
Location : Sterling,Il
Registration date : 2006-08-27
Re: Funny joke for yeah Cole.....
Agent 99 12/12/2008, 8:44 am
wood20ks wrote:DEER MEATs
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat
it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to
know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.
The little girl screams to her brother,
"Spit it out, it's an asshole!"
Agent 99- I'm an optimistic person....my glass of beer is always half full until I drink the rest of it
- Number of posts : 679
Location : Top Secret
Registration date : 2006-08-24
cravnravn- Retired
- Number of posts : 5888
Age : 63
Location : Deltona, FL, Fizzled Out
Registration date : 2006-08-23
Re: Funny joke for yeah Cole.....
Agent 99 12/12/2008, 10:38 am
cravnravn wrote:Im still laughing at it..
Cravn.......... Damn it! Take the curse off!!
Your taking food from my girls mouths!!!!
Agent 99- I'm an optimistic person....my glass of beer is always half full until I drink the rest of it
- Number of posts : 679
Location : Top Secret
Registration date : 2006-08-24
Re: Funny joke for yeah Cole.....
Magic 12/12/2008, 11:09 am
Don't believe it Cravn........you know Cole is the one that eats all the deer meat at his house
Bookie Challenge
Original Rookie of the Year
BC CHAMPION 2018
BC CHAMPION 2019
BC CHAMPION 2024
Many time Rudy Award Winner
Bookie Challenge Hall of Fame
https://tinyurl.com/OfficialBookieChallenge
https://tinyurl.com/Official-Bookie-Challenge
Magic- Bookie Challenge Emperor/Treasurer/Moderator
- Number of posts : 8835
Age : 66
Location : Mount Zion
Registration date : 2006-08-20 -
Re: Funny joke for yeah Cole.....
cravnravn 12/12/2008, 11:11 am
Thats right..Come on Cole, let those creatures of god live on..Start Fishing 
cravnravn- Retired
- Number of posts : 5888
Age : 63
Location : Deltona, FL, Fizzled Out
Registration date : 2006-08-23
Re: Funny joke for yeah Cole.....
Agent 99 12/12/2008, 11:15 am
cravnravn wrote:Thats right..Come on Cole, let those creatures of god live on..Start Fishing
Untill you take that curse off.........I'm gonna start killing other creatures just because!!!!!!
Shot me an oppossum yesterday. It was eating my dogs food. It's not eating anything now!!!!
Agent 99- I'm an optimistic person....my glass of beer is always half full until I drink the rest of it
- Number of posts : 679
Location : Top Secret
Registration date : 2006-08-24
Re: Funny joke for yeah Cole.....
cravnravn 12/12/2008, 11:29 am
I hit a racoon yesterday morning..Stupid bastard just a keep on a comming across the street, lifted my Saturn up on 3 wheels.
cravnravn- Retired
- Number of posts : 5888
Age : 63
Location : Deltona, FL, Fizzled Out
Registration date : 2006-08-23
Re: Funny joke for yeah Cole.....
Magic 12/12/2008, 12:54 pm
My big bob cat stopped by yesterday so I shot some video.
I asked it if would go next door and eat all the hippy farmers and all the ducks and chickens it can catch over there.....and then over to the hippy sheep and turkey farm and invite the black bear too.
I promised to plant more sequoias for it next spring
Winter arrived today......wind storm and rain and then after that the 20 degree weather.
As long as the power stays on all I do is lock the gate and I still have over 40 bags of wood pellets
I asked it if would go next door and eat all the hippy farmers and all the ducks and chickens it can catch over there.....and then over to the hippy sheep and turkey farm and invite the black bear too.
I promised to plant more sequoias for it next spring
Winter arrived today......wind storm and rain and then after that the 20 degree weather.
As long as the power stays on all I do is lock the gate and I still have over 40 bags of wood pellets
Bookie Challenge
Original Rookie of the Year
BC CHAMPION 2018
BC CHAMPION 2019
BC CHAMPION 2024
Many time Rudy Award Winner
Bookie Challenge Hall of Fame
https://tinyurl.com/OfficialBookieChallenge
https://tinyurl.com/Official-Bookie-Challenge
Magic- Bookie Challenge Emperor/Treasurer/Moderator
- Number of posts : 8835
Age : 66
Location : Mount Zion
Registration date : 2006-08-20 -
Re: Funny joke for yeah Cole.....
wood20ks 12/12/2008, 5:25 pm
Agent 99 wrote:cravnravn wrote:Im still laughing at it..
Cravn.......... Damn it! Take the curse off!!
Your taking food from my girls mouths!!!!
You`ll just have to do what I did today Cole.
I bought some deer meat in the form of 2 packages of ring bologna,2 packages of maple breakfast sausage and of course 1/2 roll of sausage with jalapenos and cheese.
Cravn pass me the crackers.....
wood20ks- Does a Bear shit in the Woods?
- Number of posts : 1311
Age : 61
Location : Sterling,Il
Registration date : 2006-08-27
cravnravn- Retired
- Number of posts : 5888
Age : 63
Location : Deltona, FL, Fizzled Out
Registration date : 2006-08-23
Re: Funny joke for yeah Cole.....
=SA= 12/12/2008, 7:40 pm
Here's a joke: What is the definition of foreplay?
30 minutes of begging
30 minutes of begging
=SA=- Bookie Challenge Hall of Fame Member
- Number of posts : 1523
Age : 72
Registration date : 2006-08-29
Re: Funny joke for yeah Cole.....
cravnravn 12/13/2008, 3:20 am
Cole
I cant believe you havent bagged a deer yet, jesus christ, I wished somebody would come around here and take a few of the big bucks out, there a plentiful.
I cant believe you havent bagged a deer yet, jesus christ, I wished somebody would come around here and take a few of the big bucks out, there a plentiful.
cravnravn- Retired
- Number of posts : 5888
Age : 63
Location : Deltona, FL, Fizzled Out
Registration date : 2006-08-23
Re: Funny joke for yeah Cole.....
Guest 12/13/2008, 8:13 am
Geez, Cole...
My son-in-law had his buck 2 weeks ago and he's got 2-3 does. I'm not a hunter and don't get why he needs to get so many (how much deer can he eat alone? The daughter won't touch the stuff!), but c'mon... can't let the young'ns out shine you "almost-old-farts!"
My son-in-law had his buck 2 weeks ago and he's got 2-3 does. I'm not a hunter and don't get why he needs to get so many (how much deer can he eat alone? The daughter won't touch the stuff!), but c'mon... can't let the young'ns out shine you "almost-old-farts!"
Guest- Guest
Re: Funny joke for yeah Cole.....
Agent 99 12/13/2008, 11:45 am
Kurt ..... I havent had a thing come by. Last year i had 27 come by my stand. Only 6 this year.ColtsKurt wrote:Geez, Cole...
My son-in-law had his buck 2 weeks ago and he's got 2-3 does. I'm not a hunter and don't get why he needs to get so many (how much deer can he eat alone? The daughter won't touch the stuff!), but c'mon... can't let the young'ns out shine you "almost-old-farts!"
Agent 99- I'm an optimistic person....my glass of beer is always half full until I drink the rest of it
- Number of posts : 679
Location : Top Secret
Registration date : 2006-08-24
Re: Funny joke for yeah Cole.....
cravnravn 12/13/2008, 12:07 pm
Last year i had 27 come by my stand. Only 6 this year.
Stand??? Hell I have 2 tables and 6 chairs on the back deck, you can sit out there with a beer and have your pick..
Stand??? Hell I have 2 tables and 6 chairs on the back deck, you can sit out there with a beer and have your pick..
cravnravn- Retired
- Number of posts : 5888
Age : 63
Location : Deltona, FL, Fizzled Out
Registration date : 2006-08-23
Similar topics» kurt/cole
» Whattya think Cole............
» Joke of the Day
» Broncos sign CB Marquice Cole
» Great pats joke...
» Whattya think Cole............
» Joke of the Day
» Broncos sign CB Marquice Cole
» Great pats joke...
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum