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Magic 10/30/2008, 9:48 am
30 mins ago I am sound asleep and I hear the wife yell "the otters at the pond!!"
I jump out of bed put on my Colts sweats and grab Betsy the 12guage and as I head to the back door I see it through the window chewing on a fish sitting right where I MOW THE FUCKING LAWN!
I get out on the concrete about 50ft away and didn't want to scare it away by taking another step (I am barely awake still)
Now the 12guage is a pistol grip so trying to aim like a rifle isn't easy but I fire BOOM.....he flies into the air like a cannon hit him and I see something else fly into the water at the same time.
I walk over to where it was and sure enough it was half of one of my salmon I have been feeding for years (probably 24in and fat)
I see nothing in the water....not even the part of the fish he had in his fucking mouth.
Don't even know if I hit that bitch.
I never have any luck so I doubt the fucker will float to the top later.
These are times I wish I lived in the fucking city
I jump out of bed put on my Colts sweats and grab Betsy the 12guage and as I head to the back door I see it through the window chewing on a fish sitting right where I MOW THE FUCKING LAWN!
I get out on the concrete about 50ft away and didn't want to scare it away by taking another step (I am barely awake still)
Now the 12guage is a pistol grip so trying to aim like a rifle isn't easy but I fire BOOM.....he flies into the air like a cannon hit him and I see something else fly into the water at the same time.
I walk over to where it was and sure enough it was half of one of my salmon I have been feeding for years (probably 24in and fat)
I see nothing in the water....not even the part of the fish he had in his fucking mouth.
Don't even know if I hit that bitch.
I never have any luck so I doubt the fucker will float to the top later.
These are times I wish I lived in the fucking city
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=SA= 10/30/2008, 10:10 am
Hell, that's nothing Magic. Cravn still hasn't sent me the picture of the cheer leader with her tits hanging out 
What could be worse than that 
What could be worse than that 
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Guest 10/30/2008, 10:44 am
Magic wrote:These are times I wish I lived in the fucking city
Hell yes! If you lived in the city you could be aiming at the kid stealing your car!
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Magic 10/30/2008, 11:32 am
ColtsKurt wrote:Magic wrote:These are times I wish I lived in the fucking city
Hell yes! If you lived in the city you could be aiming at the kid stealing your car!
Well I would have to buy a house where you live with a 4 car garage to put em in.
And I would be no farther than the golf course away with the Desert Eagle in my bag.
An otter has a better chance vs a pissed off Magic than some human crook
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wood20ks 10/30/2008, 5:19 pm
=SA= wrote:Hell, that's nothing Magic. Cravn still hasn't sent me the picture of the cheer leader with her tits hanging out
Ifhe didn`t send you the pic of the other cheerleader with her yoo-hoo sticking out the side of her shorts.....
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cravnravn 10/31/2008, 1:18 am
I'll see if I can find the yoo hoo's..Usually when I forward E-Snails I delete them afterwards.
Now Magic, stop intefering with the life cycle. It was either the Mole or the Cravn that would have eaten that Salmon..Put out some hot sauce next tp the pond, those moles might want a little seasoning on their fish.
Now Magic, stop intefering with the life cycle. It was either the Mole or the Cravn that would have eaten that Salmon..Put out some hot sauce next tp the pond, those moles might want a little seasoning on their fish.
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Magic 10/31/2008, 1:05 pm
The problem is those fat river rats would eat every fish!!
The only seasoning they get is hot lead
They will become extinct or just go the other direction since the neighbor on the other end of the road has a 4 acre pond
These are my babies and I have been feeding them hundreds of dollars of wheat bread for 20yrs now.
Hell if it was just one of the trout I would have only shot it in the ass
The only seasoning they get is hot lead
They will become extinct or just go the other direction since the neighbor on the other end of the road has a 4 acre pond
These are my babies and I have been feeding them hundreds of dollars of wheat bread for 20yrs now.
Hell if it was just one of the trout I would have only shot it in the ass
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Magic 10/31/2008, 5:57 pm
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I'm always Mr.Nice Guy and 99% of the time I get shit like this.
I just went out to check the fish pond and tossed out the bread for them and NOT ONE FUCKING FISH took a bite......just sinks to the bottom.
Any OTTER,dog,cat,mole,bird killing hawk,or trespasser that crosses my property line for a month gets gut shot with the 50cal Desert Eagle.
And then I will kick the shit out of them.
And that goes for any team I picked that doesn't cover the spread this week.
I just went out to check the fish pond and tossed out the bread for them and NOT ONE FUCKING FISH took a bite......just sinks to the bottom.
Any OTTER,dog,cat,mole,bird killing hawk,or trespasser that crosses my property line for a month gets gut shot with the 50cal Desert Eagle.
And then I will kick the shit out of them.
And that goes for any team I picked that doesn't cover the spread this week.
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cravnravn 11/1/2008, 2:18 am
These are my babies and I have been feeding them hundreds of dollars of wheat bread for 20yrs now.
And we seafood lovers appreciate you fattening up our meal. Is it only this time of the year that the pesky critters are at the pond or is it all year round, It might look ridiculous, but theres a netting that can over the pond. Alot of folks have it on the east side to protect from the Coons.
And we seafood lovers appreciate you fattening up our meal. Is it only this time of the year that the pesky critters are at the pond or is it all year round, It might look ridiculous, but theres a netting that can over the pond. Alot of folks have it on the east side to protect from the Coons.
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Magic 11/1/2008, 3:35 pm
cravnravn wrote:These are my babies and I have been feeding them hundreds of dollars of wheat bread for 20yrs now.
And we seafood lovers appreciate you fattening up our meal. Is it only this time of the year that the pesky critters are at the pond or is it all year round, It might look ridiculous, but theres a netting that can over the pond. Alot of folks have it on the east side to protect from the Coons.
We get those damn fatass rats all year.....only if it is so cold and the pond freezes do we have no problem with those fuckers.
We never have racoon problems because they won't even try jumping in the water and the fish would have to jump out on the grass for em.
The net sounds ok but those otter rats would probably just find a way to get under it the way my pond is.
45X80 and half towards the house is flat and level with the water and the backs side is a raised bank about 5ft higher.
Me and the neighbor will just shoot em until they figure out there are big lakes for them and just follow the creek and they are in the bay with all kinds of big fish.
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