Cruise story

In light of Magic's comment that he made enough *CHIPS* today to cover the Indy trip...

Last day of the cruise... ColtsAnita's birthday... I'm sitting on deck by the pool thinking I ought to get outta the sun, go get a cocktail and relax...
look down at my feet... and there lays a shiny object. Closer inspection... a stone. Diamond? Looks like it!

Pick it up and head to the shop where they sell the jewelry. NO ONE THERE THAT CAN SAY YES OR NO!
Have to wait until we get home.

Took it to my jeweler...




NO... not a diamond.

Now some poor scmuck on board has to replace a fake diamond... did she know?

Put on EBAY Kurt, get a fake COA..Hell theres a trip to the Caribbean all expenses paid.