Little Ralphy

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little Ralphy.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little Ralphy says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little Ralphy replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."

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A woman was buying shoes, wearing a mini skirt. The shoe salesman knelt down and was fitting her with a pair of heels when he looked up and noticed she wasn't wearing any panties. He said to her, "I'd love to fill your pussy full of ice cream and lick out every drop".

The woman was furious, and went home, telling her husband what the shoe salesman had said to her. She told her husband, "I want you to go down there and kick his ass".

But her husband didn't want anything to do with that guy. He told his wife, "I'm not going to mess with anybody big enough to eat that much ice cream".

Little Ralphy was sitting in class one day.

All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.

He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, 'Now, Ralphy, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little Ralphy, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"