I had my carpet cleaned

Yes, it's true.

I had my carpet cleaned. I had new vinyl tile laid down in the bathroom/vanity area. I gave my dog a bath. I took a shower myself and washed my crotch. I shaved my face (not my crotch).

I won't have to do any of that again for another 6 months!!

I guess I should say congratulations... but somehow it seems odd.

I really don't know what to say, other than perhaps its time to work on those social skills, dude.

Carpet?? Vinyl Tile ???? Jeesh

heh heh heh.....my social skills are very flexible and adaptable. I'm able to shit, shower and shave all in the same day, or I can spread it out over the course of weeks!!

And don't forget where I'm living right now.....an apartment, damnit!!! I spent $120 on hilariously tacky vinyl tile to replace a section of carpet that my pooch ruined last year. I could have just left the carpet the way it was for the rest of the time I'm here......but I couldn't stand looking at the hole in the carpet anymore.

But hey.....the vinyl looks ok. It looks as cheap and tacky as the carpet, so it's a good match. But perhaps I should have spent $2000 on cherry hardwood.....hmmmmmmmm

mighty_colts wrote: I took a shower myself and washed my crotch. I shaved my face (not my crotch).

I won't have to do any of that again for another 6 months!!

I was referring more to the tail end of the post... the most I can make it without a shower is 30-40 days - max!

mighty_colts wrote:Yes, it's true.

I had my carpet cleaned. I had new vinyl tile laid down in the bathroom/vanity area. I gave my dog a bath. I took a shower myself and washed my crotch. I shaved my face (not my crotch).

I won't have to do any of that again for another 6 months!!

You forgot to mention you got your clock cleaned as well............





























































In the 2007 BC

ColtsKurt wrote:

mighty_colts wrote: I took a shower myself and washed my crotch. I shaved my face (not my crotch).

I won't have to do any of that again for another 6 months!!

I was referring more to the tail end of the post... the most I can make it without a shower is 30-40 days - max!

You sound like Silver Bullet Bob...