Sometimes life is just too damn funny..
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Sometimes life is just too damn funny..
All those folks that were trying to give me shit a while back when the ex was playing her games seem to have all had some pretty bad stuff happening to them lately..
I guess you DO get back out of life what you put into it huh? LOL
One of my favorite new sayings BTW is..... "Remember that what you do secretly in the dark always works its way out to the light for everybody to see."
I love it.
I guess you DO get back out of life what you put into it huh? LOL
One of my favorite new sayings BTW is..... "Remember that what you do secretly in the dark always works its way out to the light for everybody to see."
I love it.
dblshockpwr- Shock and Awe
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"Remember that what you do secretly in the dark always works its way out to the light for everybody to see."
Good god I hope not.
Good god I hope not.
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cravnravn wrote:"Remember that what you do secretly in the dark always works its way out to the light for everybody to see."
Good god I hope not.
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cravnravn wrote:"Remember that what you do secretly in the dark always works its way out to the light for everybody to see."
Good god I hope not.
lol... the evil stuff cravn...
i don't think yerkin the gurkin counts as evil....
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dblshockpwr wrote:cravnravn wrote:"Remember that what you do secretly in the dark always works its way out to the light for everybody to see."
Good god I hope not.
lol... the evil stuff cravn...
i don't think yerkin the gurkin counts as evil....
EVERYBODY has dirt under their fingernails.
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Well anyway, more on this one.... For the guys that have been around for a while, you remember when my ex and I split up and her house got broken into etc.....
Well it turned out that it was one of her neighbors...but my old "freind" that i used to hang with was telling her all kinds of BS about me... That I was on herion and threatening her and all this other garbage right...
Turns out the chick that broke into her house GAVE HIM UP when she was going to trial over it. Turns out he's a lowlife crackhead SOB now, living off of his mommy(and whatever he can steal, turns out there is an ongoing investigation about him breaking into other houses as well), got his mothers car taken by the dopeman for his drug debts.... So she has now finally figured out what I told her dumbass all along.... that I didn't do shit to her...
She called and apologized last night(I need to kick my cousins ass for giving her my cell #).... said she was talking to her mom and her mom told her she never thought it was me in the first place. (her mom and dad always liked me...until all that BS started.. When i left her daughter and gave her mom a bunch of her stuff and told her I wouldn't up with her daughters BS anymore she was like "I don't blame you")
Now she's trying to suck up and play nice..
BUT what she doesn't know....is that I know her dirty little secret that nobody else knows..... She's been working for an escort service for the last few months.... YEAH RIGHT!! Like she has any kind of chance of walking back into my door...
I think I will just start dating the ugliest women I can find from now on..... She was beautiful but as crazy as they come...LOL
Things have been pretty damn good for me though..... That Karma can be one hell of a bitch when you really piss her off....
Well it turned out that it was one of her neighbors...but my old "freind" that i used to hang with was telling her all kinds of BS about me... That I was on herion and threatening her and all this other garbage right...
Turns out the chick that broke into her house GAVE HIM UP when she was going to trial over it. Turns out he's a lowlife crackhead SOB now, living off of his mommy(and whatever he can steal, turns out there is an ongoing investigation about him breaking into other houses as well), got his mothers car taken by the dopeman for his drug debts.... So she has now finally figured out what I told her dumbass all along.... that I didn't do shit to her...
She called and apologized last night(I need to kick my cousins ass for giving her my cell #).... said she was talking to her mom and her mom told her she never thought it was me in the first place. (her mom and dad always liked me...until all that BS started.. When i left her daughter and gave her mom a bunch of her stuff and told her I wouldn't up with her daughters BS anymore she was like "I don't blame you")
Now she's trying to suck up and play nice..
BUT what she doesn't know....is that I know her dirty little secret that nobody else knows..... She's been working for an escort service for the last few months.... YEAH RIGHT!! Like she has any kind of chance of walking back into my door...
I think I will just start dating the ugliest women I can find from now on..... She was beautiful but as crazy as they come...LOL
Things have been pretty damn good for me though..... That Karma can be one hell of a bitch when you really piss her off....
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Damn homey, I thought that shit only happens on soap's.
If that escort crap is true, then she hasnt got a chance.
But, remember the old saying. "If you love someone set them free (which you did a few years ago) If they come back, it was meant to be"
Be careful!!
If that escort crap is true, then she hasnt got a chance.
But, remember the old saying. "If you love someone set them free (which you did a few years ago) If they come back, it was meant to be"
Be careful!!
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Speaking of escort services... the maintenance guy at my office was telling me of a new "massage parlor" that opened at another of his properties... (far NW side of town)
They leased space in a business park... put in "offices" with locked doors. An entrance with three locked layers... I guess they offered him favors in trade for some repairs.
Oldest profession... but they'll still never learn. He obviously told his bosses... who in turn told "the man." Be interesting to see how long they wait to have "Breaking News at 11!" and how many local big wigs will get embarrassed...
They leased space in a business park... put in "offices" with locked doors. An entrance with three locked layers... I guess they offered him favors in trade for some repairs.
Oldest profession... but they'll still never learn. He obviously told his bosses... who in turn told "the man." Be interesting to see how long they wait to have "Breaking News at 11!" and how many local big wigs will get embarrassed...
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dblshockpwr wrote:All those folks that were trying to give me shit a while back when the ex was playing her games seem to have all had some pretty bad stuff happening to them lately..
I guess you DO get back out of life what you put into it huh? LOL
One of my favorite new sayings BTW is..... "Remember that what you do secretly in the dark always works its way out to the light for everybody to see."
I love it.
What happens in the dark stays in the dark .... is one of my old sayings.
Hey man, you got the number of that escort service. I want to find out what your are turning down (just kidding) I never mess with a friends ex anything. Just not good biz wax.
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=SA= wrote:dblshockpwr wrote:All those folks that were trying to give me shit a while back when the ex was playing her games seem to have all had some pretty bad stuff happening to them lately..
I guess you DO get back out of life what you put into it huh? LOL
One of my favorite new sayings BTW is..... "Remember that what you do secretly in the dark always works its way out to the light for everybody to see."
I love it.
What happens in the dark stays in the dark .... is one of my old sayings.
Hey man, you got the number of that escort service. I want to find out what your are turning down (just kidding) I never mess with a friends ex anything. Just not good biz wax.
LOL hell SA I was more shocked that the bitch actually got off her lazy ass and got a job...
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Re: Sometimes life is just too damn funny..
cravnravn wrote:Damn homey, I thought that shit only happens on soap's.
If that escort crap is true, then she hasnt got a chance.
But, remember the old saying. "If you love someone set them free (which you did a few years ago) If they come back, it was meant to be"
Be careful!!
Oh don't worry about that Cravn... those types are just for fun at the bar and nothing else for me these days...
I want a good woman.... Job, only takes her clothes off for me etc.. LOL
And she can't be on any kind of prescriptions like Zoloft or Prozac ya Know..
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