Modern Medicine

BlueShoes1 wrote:Japanese doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.

A German doctor says, 'That is nothing. We can take a lung out one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks.

A British doctor says, 'In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks.

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, 'You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman without a brain, put her in the White House, and then half the country will be out looking for work.

I think half the country is already looking for work!!!

GW will go down as the Prez to ever set foot in the Big House!!

Agent 99 wrote:

BlueShoes1 wrote:Japanese doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.

A German doctor says, 'That is nothing. We can take a lung out one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks.

A British doctor says, 'In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks.

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, 'You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman without a brain, put her in the White House, and then half the country will be out looking for work.

So you want to go from a buffoon to a bitch. Then again all politician are bitches. Soooo if you start out as a bitch and then become a politician does that make you a bitch squared?

I think half the country is already looking for work!!!

GW will go down as the Prez to ever set foot in the Big House!!

cravnravn wrote:I have to agree with Cole there, bush is an ass clown..

Hey 100 bucks a barrell for oil yesterday..Yipppppeee!!!! Oh and Opec is cutting back production.