So is this funny?

The Therapy

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physio Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right.. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken!

I would try that but I noticed when I am playing golf ALL of the women are older than me!

Bill and Norm are out golfing one day.

Norm tees off first and slices it into the rough on the right. Bill tees off and hooks it into the rough off to the left. So, heading out to locate their balls, they agree to meet (eventually) on the green.

Norm finally locates his ball lying in the middle of a bed of buttercups. Feeling a bit guilty about having to mess up the beautiful bed of flowers to take a stance and hit a shot, he picks up the ball and tosses it into the fairway, taking a penalty shot. Suddenly, he hears a beautiful woman's voice coming from above. "This is Mother Nature and I saw what you just did and I wanted to let you know that since you spared the butter cups you may eat all of the butter you want for the rest of your life and it will cause you no harm."

He calls out to Bill, "Hey Bill, where'd your shot end up?"

Bill hollers back, "I'm over her in the pussy willows!"

Norm immediately shouts "Don't hit your ball!!! Toss it into the fairway!"

LMAO Thanks for the laughs today!!