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Marriage Counseling

Post  BlueShoes1 on 7/22/2015, 6:18 pm

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing
every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,
feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs
she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the
therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to
stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her
husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife
needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf."

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Re: Marriage Counseling

Post  Magic on 7/24/2015, 12:51 pm

maybe golf 3 times a week........or does he have to pay for BOTH?

maybe not

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