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Post  BlueShoes1 on 5/19/2010, 3:44 pm

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's private area is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's...

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.









Women reading this will be finished now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs.



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Post  Administrator on 5/20/2010, 8:14 am

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. If I eat cabbage, it takes less than that for it to go from my stomach and out my wa-zoo.

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb). Since I don't have any hair, this doesn't apply to me.

The average man's private area is three times the length of his thumb. Hell, that's me when I'm only flaccid!! Booya!!

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. So is my skull.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's... That's true, especially when mighty_colts nibbles her ear......

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. I have twice that many just on my tongue. Wanna smell my breath?

Women blink twice as often as men. That's called a "double-take". Women do that when they see mighty_colts.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. In my case, it's 5 times as much because I have very thick skin.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. But the only muscle that counts holds a lot of blood when standing erect!! Booya!!

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. I'm glad saliva can't desolve pussy!! Booya!!



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